This afternoon is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just wild. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Believe This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I spotted a cat wearing a glasses. It seemed totally normal. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Honestly I Couldn't Think This!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's get more info like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• There has to be an explanation
• Someone pinch me

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't believe what just happened. I was driving down the street and suddenly this huge bird came out of a tree. It was carrying a miniature sword! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I assert this is {thetrutth. This story is incredibly unrealistic, I almost doubt it's . true.

• Possibly it was a illusion? {I just can'tfigure out this.

This is Beyond Belief

This story is absolutely ridiculous. I can't wrap my head around what I've just seen. It's like something out of a movie. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Is this actually happening?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.